Enjoy our team's carefully selected Electrician Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.
Heβs a light fitter.
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Being an electrician really wasnβt the career I wanted, but I still go to work every day with a conduit attitude.
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What do you call a detective electrician?
Sherlock Ohms.
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I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.
I canβt believe how much I was charged.
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My tight-fisted neighbor doesnβt want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so heβs going to try and do it himself.
βHow hard can it be?β he said.
I think heβs in for a shock.
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An electric company is always looking for high energy employees.
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People are usually shocked when they find out Iβm not a very good electrician.
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An electrician is a bright spark who knows whatβs watt.
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Old electricians never die, they just get discharged.
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Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
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The electricianβs favorite ice cream flavor is shock-a-lot.
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