Enjoy our team's carefully selected Electrician Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.
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What do you call a bad electrician?
A shock absorber.
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What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon.
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Why did the electrician marry his colleague?
He couldn’t resistor.
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Where do electricians get their supplies?
The Ohm Depot.
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What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
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Why did the optimistic electrician lose his job?
He kept on turning negatives into positives.
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What did the electrician use to moisturize his hair?
Air conditioner.
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An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office.
I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said, “No, this is light.”
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My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.
He’s a light fitter.
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Being an electrician really wasn’t the career I wanted, but I still go to work every day with a conduit attitude.
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What do you call a detective electrician?
Sherlock Ohms.
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I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.
I can’t believe how much I was charged.
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My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.
“How hard can it be?” he said.
I think he’s in for a shock.
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An electric company is always looking for high-energy employees.
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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
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An electrician is a bright spark who knows what’s watt.
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Old electricians never die, they just get discharged.
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Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
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The electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor is shock-a-lot.
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