Electrician Jokes



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Electrician Jokes


My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.

He’s a light fitter.

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Being an electrician really wasn’t the career I wanted, but I still go to work every day with a conduit attitude.

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What do you call a detective electrician?

Sherlock Ohms.

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I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.

I can’t believe how much I was charged.

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My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.

β€œHow hard can it be?” he said.

I think he’s in for a shock.

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An electric company is always looking for high energy employees.

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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.

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An electrician is a bright spark who knows what’s watt.

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Old electricians never die, they just get discharged.

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Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.

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The electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor is shock-a-lot.

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