Puns With Eggs

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Egg Puns

My son’s asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It’s really cheap though so I don’t mind.

I’m not sure why he wants an eggs box though.

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What do you call a self-obsessed egg?

An eggomaniac.

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My son’s has never really had much of an appetite.

But suddenly today he’s eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.

He’s full of surprises.

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Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk?

It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.

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I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.

I prefer them poached.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they’d break.

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What does a meditating egg say?


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What day do eggs hate the most?


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What did the first egg tell the second egg when it didn’t make it on time?


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What do you call alien eggs?


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Two eggs went for a comedy gig, guess what one egg said to the another?

Let’s get cracking.

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Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?

Because it might crack up!

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Why was the Easter egg so scared of his father?

His father was hard-boiled.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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