Enjoy our team's carefully selected Egg Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?
They love practical yolks.
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What is dog’s favorite breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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My son’s asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It’s really cheap though so I don’t mind.
I’m not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
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What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
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My son’s has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he’s eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He’s full of surprises.
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Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk?
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
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I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
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Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
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What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
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What day do eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
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What did the first egg tell the second egg when it didn’t make it on time?
Omelette.
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What do you call alien eggs?
Eggstra-terrestrials!
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Two eggs went for a comedy gig, guess what one egg said to the another?
Let’s get cracking.
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Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!
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Why was the Easter egg so scared of his father?
His father was hard-boiled.
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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