Economy Jokes

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Economy Jokes

A man ends up in a 30-year coma.

After waking up, he receives a phone call from his bank telling him, โ€œDear Mr. Johnson, we are sorry to say that due to recent economic events, the total value of your investment portfolio is $950 billion.โ€

The man, thrilled to hear that, goes to the hospital bar to get a coffee as soon as he can.

When he comes to the bar, he says โ€œIโ€™d like a coffee, please.โ€

The cashier tells him โ€œThatโ€™ll be $30 billion.โ€.

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Three college graduates โ€” one in Math, one in Engineering, and one in Economics โ€” sit for a job interview.

The question theyโ€™re all asked is, โ€œWhatโ€™s 2+2?โ€

The Math graduate goes to the whiteboard, fills it with a proof, and concludes that, โ€œA solution exists.โ€

The Engineering graduate consults his addition tables, writes some calculations down, graphs his results, and says, โ€œ3. But weโ€™ll make it 5 just to be safe.โ€

The Economics graduate locks the door behind him, closes the curtains over the windows, and finally whispers, โ€œHow much do you want it to be?โ€

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Two men are in a balloon, and a strong wind blows them off course.

They see a man in a field, and one of them shouts down, โ€œWhere are we?โ€

The man looks up and shouts back, โ€œYouโ€™re in a balloon!โ€

One of the guys in the balloon shouts down, โ€œYouโ€™re obviously an economist!โ€

The man shouts back, โ€œHow can you tell?โ€

โ€œBecause what you said is absolutely true, and absolutely useless.โ€

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I saw my sister weeping uncontrollably, worried that her Economics degree wouldnโ€™t land her a job.

I said, โ€œAre you having a financial cry, sis?โ€

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I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology.

I donโ€™t have a job, but at least I know why.

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Three gulag inmates are telling each other what theyโ€™re in for.

The first one says, โ€œI was five minutes late for work, and they charged me withย sabotage.โ€

The second says, โ€œFor me, it was just the opposite: I was five minutes early for work, and they charged me with espionage.โ€

The third one says, โ€œI got to work right on time, and they charged me with harming the Soviet economy by acquiring a watch in a capitalist country.โ€

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