Economy Jokes
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A man ends up in a 30-year coma.
After waking up, he receives a phone call from his bank telling him, “Dear Mr. Johnson, we are sorry to say that due to recent economic events, the total value of your investment portfolio is $950 billion.”
The man, thrilled to hear that, goes to the hospital bar to get a coffee as soon as he can.
When he comes to the bar, he says “I’d like a coffee, please.”
The cashier tells him “That’ll be $30 billion.”.
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Three college graduates — one in Math, one in Engineering, and one in Economics — sit for a job interview.
The question they’re all asked is, “What’s 2+2?”
The Math graduate goes to the whiteboard, fills it with a proof, and concludes that, “A solution exists.”
The Engineering graduate consults his addition tables, writes some calculations down, graphs his results, and says, “3. But we’ll make it 5 just to be safe.”
The Economics graduate locks the door behind him, closes the curtains over the windows, and finally whispers, “How much do you want it to be?”
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Two men are in a balloon, and a strong wind blows them off course.
They see a man in a field, and one of them shouts down, “Where are we?”
The man looks up and shouts back, “You’re in a balloon!”
One of the guys in the balloon shouts down, “You’re obviously an economist!”
The man shouts back, “How can you tell?”
“Because what you said is absolutely true, and absolutely useless.”
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I saw my sister weeping uncontrollably, worried that her Economics degree wouldn’t land her a job.
I said, “Are you having a financial cry, sis?”
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I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology.
I don’t have a job, but at least I know why.
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Three gulag inmates are telling each other what they’re in for.
The first one says, “I was five minutes late for work, and they charged me with sabotage.”
The second says, “For me, it was just the opposite: I was five minutes early for work, and they charged me with espionage.”
The third one says, “I got to work right on time, and they charged me with harming the Soviet economy by acquiring a watch in a capitalist country.”
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