Economy Jokes



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Economy Jokes


Due to the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off, to save electricity.

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You know the economy is bad when you pull into the McDonald’s drive thru and the person at the speaker asks:

β€œCan you afford fries with that?”

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A guy is walking down the street with his friend.

He says to his friend, β€œI’m just a walking economy.”

His friend replies, β€œWhat do you mean?”

β€œIt’s like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.

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What do my ex-wife and the economy have in common?

Inflation over time.

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When the economy is good, people drink. When the economy is bad, people drink.

The moral?

Invest in alcohol.

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The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked β€œinsufficient funds”, you call and ask if they meant you or them.

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Why does Ireland have the fastest growing economy in the world?

Because its capital is Dublin all the time!

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Three gulag inmates are telling each other what they’re in for.

The first one says, β€œI was five minutes late for work, and they charged me withΒ sabotage.”

The second says, β€œFor me, it was just the opposite: I was five minutes early for work, and they charged me with espionage.”

The third one says, β€œI got to work right on time, and they charged me with harming the Soviet economy by acquiring a watch in a capitalist country.”

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