Easter Bunny Jokes



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Easter Bunny Jokes


How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

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Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro.

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I think if women really got to know me, they’d find my personality a lot like a chocolate Easter Bunny.

On the outside sweet but hollow and disappointing on the inside.

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What do you call someone who likes Easter but doesn’t believe in the Easter Bunny?

Eggnostic.

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Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his eggs.

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How does the Easter Bunny feel after Easter?

Eggs-hausted.

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Why does the Easter Bunny drink beer?

He loves the hops.

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What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite color?

Egg white.

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What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

14 carrot gold.

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Yesterday I had an Adele chocolate Easter Bunny.

The first half was delicious, but it was hollow from the other side.

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What music does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs?

Hip hop.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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Public Service Announcement:

β€œIf you get a new baby bunny for Easter, it is not laying little brown chocolate eggs”

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At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap.

When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move, he just stared.

β€œDon’t you want to sit on the bunny’s lap?”, I asked.

β€œNo!”, he shouted. β€œThere’s a man in his mouth!”

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