Dyslexia Jokes



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Dyslexia Jokes


Did you hear about that dyslexic Japanese samurai?

He was so dishonored, that he committed Sudoku.

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What does a dyslexic Mexican smoke?

Tabasco.

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Why are dyslexic people religious?

Because they think god is man’s best friend.

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How does a dyslexic person spell β€œbaldy”?

Badly.

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Why did the dyslexic mathematician go to rehab?

He was struggling with addition.

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Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?

He was always afraid he was following someone.

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Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt?

Because he was Lacoste intolerant.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic who was told he wouldn’t be good at poetry by others?

So far he has made 3 jugs and a vase, which are lovely.

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Why did the dyslexic couple learn karate?

They tried to get some marital counselling but ended up with martial training.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

Dude sold his soul to Santa.

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How is a dyslexic cow like a Buddhist monk?

Both say β€œommmmmmmmm.”

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Had an encounter with a dyslexic witch.

I am safe because she couldn’t spell.

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