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The skeleton didnโ€™t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.

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Two guys in an insane asylum are up for parole.

The first guy goes to see the committee, and they ask him some questions.

Committee: โ€œWho discovered America?โ€

Guy 1: โ€œChristopher Columbus.โ€

Committee: โ€œHow long ago was that?โ€

Guy 1: โ€œAround three hundred years.โ€

Committee: โ€œDo aliens exist?โ€

Guy 1: โ€œItโ€™s possible, but thereโ€™s no proof.โ€

He goes back outside and says to the other insane guy, โ€œItโ€™s easy, you just answer โ€œChristopher Columbusโ€, โ€œAround three hundred yearsโ€, and โ€œItโ€™s possible, but thereโ€™s no proofโ€.

So the other guy goes in, and the questions begin.

Committee: โ€œWhatโ€™s your name?โ€

Guy 2: โ€œChristopher Columbus.โ€

Committee (incredulously): โ€œHow old are you?โ€

Guy 2 (with conviction): โ€œAround three hundred years.โ€

Committee: โ€œAre you insane?โ€

Guy 2: โ€œItโ€™s possible, but thereโ€™s no proof.โ€

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Yo mama so dumb, she thought Nickelback was a refund.

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Yo mama so dumb, she uses Old Spice body wash to cook.

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Yo mama so dumb, she thought Call of Duty was a game about pooping.

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Yo mama so dumb, when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.

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Yo mama so dumb, her IQ is lower than Jeffy the Puppet.

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A guy is standing in the street shouting out, โ€œI am God! I am God!โ€

The police call a social worker who comes over to see if he can help.

Walking up to the guy he asks, โ€œWhat is your name?โ€

โ€œI am God,โ€ the guy replies getting agitated.

The social worker says, โ€œCalm down. Why donโ€™t we go into this coffee shop, sit down and have a talk.โ€

As soon as they enter the shop the barista looks at the guy and exclaims, โ€œOh God, not you again!?โ€

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A young idiot is told that it looks like his beard is coming in, so he goes down to the gate to wait for it to arrive.

While heโ€™s waiting a friend sees him and asks what heโ€™s doing.

โ€œIโ€™m waiting for my beard, I was told it was coming in,โ€ Says the idiot.

โ€œNo wonder people call you an idiot,โ€ says the friend. โ€œHow do you know itโ€™s not coming in from the other gate?โ€

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Three guy are in the woods: a really smart guy, an average and a really dumb guy.

They are bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting.

A little while later he comes back with a deer.

The average guy asks, โ€œHow did you do that?โ€

The really smart guy says, โ€œI see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer and I shoot deer.โ€

The average guy says, โ€œI think I understand,โ€ and leaves.

A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon.

He really dumb goes gasp, โ€œHow did you do that!?โ€

And the average looks at him funny and says, โ€œWell I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon and I shoot raccoon.

The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, โ€œOooohh ok, I think I can do thatโ€ฆ,โ€ and leaves.

Hours pass and the guy finally returns hurt, bloody and horribly mingled. They run to help him.

Finally one of the guys asked him what happened.

This is what he said, โ€œI see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train and I shoot train, but train keep coming.

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Teacher: โ€œNow class, if you are dumb, please stand up.โ€

No one stands up.

Teacher: โ€œOh cโ€™mon. I know someone over here is dumb.โ€ Waves her finger around the left side of the room.

Little Johnny stands up.

Teacher: โ€œOh, Johnny, you think youโ€™re dumb?โ€

Little Johnny: โ€œNo, I just feel bad youโ€™re standing alone.โ€

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You so dumb, you have to stop during track workouts to ask for directions.

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You so dumb, you once tried to exchange a bib number because you thought the whole thing was printed upside down.

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Man: โ€œGod, why did you make woman so beautiful?โ€

God: โ€œSo you would love her?โ€

Man: โ€œBut God, why did you make her so dumb?โ€

God: โ€œSo she would love you?โ€

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Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Yo mama is so dumb and hungry, the only letters in the alphabet she knows are K.F.C.

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Your mama is so dumb, when dad said itโ€™s chilly outside she brought a spoon and a bowl.

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Yo momma so dumb, when yโ€™all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said โ€œDisneyland leftโ€, so she went home.

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Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

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