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The skeleton didnโt mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
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Two guys in an insane asylum are up for parole.
The first guy goes to see the committee, and they ask him some questions.
Committee: โWho discovered America?โ
Guy 1: โChristopher Columbus.โ
Committee: โHow long ago was that?โ
Guy 1: โAround three hundred years.โ
Committee: โDo aliens exist?โ
Guy 1: โItโs possible, but thereโs no proof.โ
He goes back outside and says to the other insane guy, โItโs easy, you just answer โChristopher Columbusโ, โAround three hundred yearsโ, and โItโs possible, but thereโs no proofโ.
So the other guy goes in, and the questions begin.
Committee: โWhatโs your name?โ
Guy 2: โChristopher Columbus.โ
Committee (incredulously): โHow old are you?โ
Guy 2 (with conviction): โAround three hundred years.โ
Committee: โAre you insane?โ
Guy 2: โItโs possible, but thereโs no proof.โ
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Yo mama so dumb she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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Yo mama so dumb she uses Old Spice body wash to cook.
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Yo mama so dumb she thought Call of Duty was a game about pooping.
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Yo mama so dumb when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death.
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Yo mama so dumb her IQ is lower than Jeffy the Puppet.
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A guy is standing in the street shouting out, โI am God! I am God!โ
The police call a social worker who comes over to see if he can help.
Walking up to the guy he asks, โWhat is your name?โ
โI am God,โ the guy replies getting agitated.
The social worker says, โCalm down. Why donโt we go into this coffee shop, sit down and have a talk.โ
As soon as they enter the shop the barista looks at the guy and exclaims, โOh God, not you again!?โ
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A young idiot is told that it looks like his beard is coming in, so he goes down to the gate to wait for it to arrive.
While heโs waiting a friend sees him and asks what heโs doing.
โIโm waiting for my beard, I was told it was coming in,โ Says the idiot.
โNo wonder people call you an idiot,โ says the friend. โHow do you know itโs not coming in from the other gate?โ
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Three guys are in the woods: a really smart guy, an average and a really dumb guy.
They are bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting.
A little while later he comes back with a deer.
The average guy asks, โHow did you do that?โ
The really smart guy says, โI see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer and I shoot deer.โ
The average guy says, โI think I understand,โ and leaves.
A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon.
He really dumb goes gasp, โHow did you do that!?โ
And the average looks at him funny and says, โWell I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon and I shoot raccoon.
The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, โOooohh ok, I think I can do thatโฆ,โ and leaves.
Hours pass and the guy finally returns hurt, bloody and horribly mingled. They run to help him.
Finally one of the guys asked him what happened.
This is what he said, โI see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train and I shoot train, but train keeps coming.
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Teacher: โNow class, if you are dumb, please stand up.โ
No one stands up.
Teacher: โOh cโmon. I know someone over here is dumb.โ Waves her finger around the left side of the room.
Little Johnny stands up.
Teacher: โOh, Johnny, you think youโre dumb?โ
Little Johnny: โNo, I just feel bad youโre standing alone.โ
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You so dumb you have to stop during track workouts to ask for directions.
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You so dumb you once tried to exchange a bib number because you thought the whole thing was printed upside down.
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Man: โGod, why did you make woman so beautiful?โ
God: โSo you would love her?โ
Man: โBut God, why did you make her so dumb?โ
God: โSo she would love you?โ
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Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama is so dumb and hungry the only letters in the alphabet she knows are K.F.C.
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Your mama is so dumb when dad said itโs chilly outside she brought a spoon and a bowl.
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Yo momma so dumb when yโall were driving to Disneyland she saw a sign that said โDisneyland leftโ so she went home.
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Yo momma is so dumb she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
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