Enjoy our team's carefully selected Duck Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack! Quack!”
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Why do ducks fly over Alabama upside down?
There’s nothing worth craping on.
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What do you call two ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?
A paradux.
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A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a duck sitting next to him.
“Are you a duck?” asked the man, surprised.
Duck: “Yes.”
Man: “What are you doing at the movies?”
The duck replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
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A woman is giving birth and her husband rushes to the hospital to be there.
On his way, he decides to call the hospital to see how she’s doing but he accidentally calls Lords cricket ground instead.
Someone answers and the husband asks, “Hi. How’s everything going there?”
The reply came, “Well... we have three out and hope to have the rest out by lunch. Last one was a duck.”
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A group of ducks flew overhead in a V formation.
Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?
It has more ducks.
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What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools’ Day?
It’s fowl spring weather.
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What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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“Got any crackers?” asked the duck of the bartender.
The bartender replies, “No, get out of here!”
The duck returns after a few minutes and asks, “Got any crackers?”
The bartender yells, “No! If you ask me again, I’m gonna nail your beak shut!”
The duck returns in a half hour, “Got any nails?”
Bartender: “NO! Get out of here!”
Duck: “Got any crackers?”
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I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure-bread dog.
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