Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dry Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Here in Portugal we call bad jokes ‘dry jokes’. Do you want to see an example?
The desert.
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Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
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Losing a wife can be very tough.
Some may even say impossible.
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
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Average speed of a wife in a shopping mall.
$200 per hour.
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A wife tells her husband, “I’m just going to pop over to Jenny next door for 5 minutes, don’t forget to stir the curry every half an hour!”
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What is small, square and green?
A small green square.
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How do I eat consciously?
You try not to lose consciousness when eating.
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I asked what I should bring to the party. The hosts said, “Nothing, just bring a happy face.”
I had to cancel.
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I threw away my can opener.
It was more of a can’t opener.
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So, what’s the speed of dark?
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