Dry Humor: Jokes That Are Funny!

Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dry Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!

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Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright before you hear them speak.

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Losing a wife can be very tough.

Some may even say impossible.

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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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Average speed of a wife in a shopping mall.

$200 per hour.

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A wife tells her husband, “I’m just going to pop over to Jenny next door for 5 minutes, don’t forget to stir the curry every half an hour!”

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What is small, square and green?

A small green square.

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How do I eat consciously?

You try not to lose consciousness when eating.

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I asked what I should bring to the party. The hosts said, “Nothing, just bring a happy face.”

I had to cancel.

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I threw away my can opener.

It was more of a can’t opener.

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So, what’s the speed of dark?

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