Enjoy our team's carefully selected Drummer Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Because he had the drumsticks!
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A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of drummers.
They called ground control with a list of demands. Then they told the negotiator if their demands aren’t met they will release one drummer an hour.
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A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I haven’t had a bowel movement in a week!”
The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, “If it doesn’t work, let me know.”
A week later, the guy is back, “Doc, still no movement!”
The doctor says, “Hmm, guess you need something stronger,” and prescribes a powerful laxative.
Still another week later, the poor guy is back, “Doc, STILL nothing!”
The doctor, worried, says, “We’d better get some more information about you to try to figure out what’s going on. What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a musician, I play the drums.”
The doctor looks up and says, “Well, that’s it! Here’s $10. Go get something to eat!”
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My neighbor rang my door bell at 3 AM this morning. Can you believe it! 3 AM!!
Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
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What did the drummer call his twin sons?
Tom.
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What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?
Beets.
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I knew a drummer who became a policeman years ago.
He’s still pounding the beat.
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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called Prevention.
We were better than The Cure.
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The best gift I ever got was a broken drum.
You can’t beat it.
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two.
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