Drummer Jokes

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Drummer Jokes

Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?

Because he had the drumsticks!

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A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of drummers.

They called ground control with a list of demands. Then they told the negotiator if their demands aren’t met they will release one drummer an hour.

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A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, β€œDoc, I haven’t had a bowel movement in a week!”

The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, β€œIf it doesn’t work, let me know.”

A week later, the guy is back, β€œDoc, still no movement!”

The doctor says, β€œHmm, guess you need something stronger,” and prescribes a powerful laxative.

Still another week later, the poor guy is back, β€œDoc, STILL nothing!”

The doctor, worried, says, β€œWe’d better get some more information about you to try to figure out what’s going on. What do you do for a living?”

β€œI’m a musician, I play the drums.”

The doctor looks up and says, β€œWell, that’s it! Here’s $10. Go get something to eat!”

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My neighbor rang my door bell at 3 AM this morning. Can you believe it! 3 AM!!

Luckily I was still up playing the drums.

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What did the drummer call his twin sons?


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What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?


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I knew a drummer who became a policeman years ago.

He’s still pounding the beat.

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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called Prevention.

We were better than The Cure.

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The best gift I ever got was a broken drum.

You can’t beat it.

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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two.

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