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A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried.

When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”

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A policeman pulls a farmer over for speeding and proceeds to write him a ticket.

The farmer says, “Yeah, we call them that because we see them circling around the rear ends of horses.”

The policeman says, “Hmmm. Did you just call me a horse’s ass?”

The farmer says, “Oh, no sir, officer. I have way too much respect for those who serve in law enforcement to ever say such a thing.”

The policeman says, “Well, that’s a good thing, then.”

The farmer adds, “But it’s hard to fool those circle flies.”

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Why don’t they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home from the hospital.

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A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.

The following week, she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.

Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”

Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”

Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”

“From my daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?!’”

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Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?

Because you far exceeded your feed limit.

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Why one should be extra careful on the roads with Thanksgiving and Christmas around the corner?

A lot of men will be drinking and getting their wives to drive.

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An alcoholic is driving home from the bar at 3 am, totally annihilated.

He’s swerving between lanes and gets spotted by a patrol officer, who then pulls him over.

The cop asks the inebriated man where he’s headed at such a late hour.

The drunk replies, “I’m just going to a lecture, officer.”

In disbelief, the officer asks, “Who would be giving a lecture this late?”

The alcoholic replies, “My wife.”

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Johnny is struggling with recovery and, as luck would have it, he is pulled over by a policeman the one time he slips up.

“Sir, I smell alcohol on your breath. Have you been drinking today?”

“Well, officer, you’d be drinking too if you’d just killed your wife.”

“WHAT!? Are you confessing to murder?”

“The handgun is hidden under the seat. Her body, bless her soul, is wrapped in a sheet in the trunk of the car.”

The officer, stunned, handcuffs Johnny and calls for his sergeant.

The sergeant arrives, takes the car keys and opens the trunk.

“There’s no body in here,” he says to the patrolman. “I thought you said there was a homicide?”

He then searches under the seat, “And no gun either.”

The sergeant turns to Johnny for an explanation.

“Gee, I bet he said I was drinking too.”

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Deep sleep prevents aging.

Especially when you are driving.

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Friend: “Where were you?”

Me: “I got sick and had to rush to the doctor.”

Friend: “Flu?”

Me: “Nah, just drove really fast.”

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Recently, a routine Yakama police patrol parked outside Pete’s tavern. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a young tribal man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station, this breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”

“I doubt it,” said the man, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy. Aye!!! Old tribal trick enit!!!”

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Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorbike.

Suddenly the one on the driver seat gets off again, runs back and rips out its gravestone.

The other asks, “What the hell do you need THAT for?”

And it answers, “Are you stupid? I can’t just drive without my ID!”

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A biker is riding a new motorbike on the highway.

While passing a car, he knocks on the window.

The driver of the car opens the window, “Yes?”

“Ever driven a Honda motorbike?”

“No, I haven’t.”

The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window.

The driver of the car opens the window, “Yes?”

“Ever driven a Honda motorbike?”

“No, I haven’t.”

Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch.

A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker.

Covered in blood, the biker asks, “Ever driven a Honda motorbike?”

“Yes, I have. I had a Honda for 20 years.”

The biker says, “Tell me, where are the brakes?”

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Two nuns stand by the road, holding a sign which reads, “You’re headed down a dark and dangerous path, turn back before it’s too late!”

The next busy driver, who looks at the inscription, shows a finger and disappears behind the curve. A second later, a loud crash is heard.

One of the nuns thoughtfully says, “Sister, shall we just write ‘Attention, the bridge is demolished’?”

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A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”

The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”

The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”

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What is the definition of breakfast?

What a driver does when a light suddenly changes.

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Why did the blueberry muffin get a ticket?

It was berry speeding!

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Traffic policeman: “Didn’t you hear my whistle, madam?”

Woman driver: “Yes, but I don’t like flirting while I’m driving.”

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A farmer named Rick had a car accident.

In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning Rick. “Didn’t you say, at the moment of the accident, ‘I’m fine’,” asked the lawyer?

Rick responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the...”

“I did not ask you for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. “Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?”

Rick said, “Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer, and I was driving down the road.”

The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I’m trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time, the judge was fairly interested in Rick’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.”

Rick thanked the judge and proceeded. “Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.

I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

When the highway patrolman came on the scene he could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her near fatal condition, he took out his rifle and shot her between the eyes.

Then the patrolman came across the road, rifle still in hand, looked at me and said ‘how are you feeling?’. Now, what the heck would YOU say?”

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Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them, “It is illegal to put five people in a Quattro. Quattro means four.”

“Quattro is just the name of the automobile,” the Scotsmen retort in disbelief. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.”

“You cannot pull that one on me,” replies Paddy. “Quattro means four. You have five people in your car, and you are therefore breaking the law.”

The Scotsmen reply angrily, “You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!”

“Sorry,” responds Paddy, “Murphy is busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno.”

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An actor suffering from dementia just hit my car. I got him arrested.

As he was getting arrested, he kept saying, “Do you know who I am?!”

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Why do driving instructors make good physical therapists?

Because they can teach fine motor skills.

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A guy got pulled over by a cop for speeding.

The cop said, “Do you know how fast you were going, Sir?”

The guy replied, “I was just trying to keep up with the traffic.”

The cop said, “There is no traffic, Sir.”

The guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am?!”

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I got pulled over by a traffic cop.

He walked up to my window and said, “Papers.”

I said, “Scissors, I win…” and I drove off.

He must be desperate for a re-match because he’s been chasing me for ages.

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A male driver is pulled over by a cop.

Man: “What’s the problem, officer?”

Cop: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”

Man: “No sir, I was going 65.”

Wife: “Oh, Harry, you were going 80.”

Cop: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.”

Man: “Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!”

Wife: “Oh, Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.”

Cop: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”

Man: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”

Wife: “Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”

Man: “Shut your mouth, woman!”

Cop: “Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?”

Wife: “No, only when he’s drunk.”

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I was driving down the road today when I say a sign for fresh Amish cheese that read, “Made with real Amish milk.”

I didn’t even know you could milk the Amish.

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An English teacher was getting late for school on Teachers’ Day.

Suddenly, a cop pulled him over and asked for papers.

He gladly gave him all of his students’ essays to grade and drove off.

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An Army Staff Sergeant from the 82nd Airborne is driving to Ft Bragg on NC State Highway 24, and a US Marine Lance-Corporal is driving to Camp LeJeune on the same highway, headed in the opposite direction.

In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head-on, airbags deploy and both cars go flying off in different directions.

The Army Sergeant manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage.

He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I am really lucky to be alive!”

Likewise, the Marine Lance-Corporal scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage.

He too says to himself, “I can’t believe I survived this wreck!”

The Marine walks over to the Army Sergeant and says, “Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals.”

The Army Airborne Paratrooper thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I’m gonna see what else survived this wreck.”

So the Army Sergeant pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels in a duffel bag, completely intact.

He says to the Marine, “I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship.”

The Marine replies, “You’re damn right!” and he grabs the bottle, twists off the cap, and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Marine hands it back to the Army Sergeant and says, “Your turn!”

The Army Sergeant twists the cap back on the bottle, hands the bottle to the Marine, and says, “Nahh, I think I’ll wait for the cops to show up.”

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.

“Can you read this?” the optician asked.

“What do you mean if I can read this?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the dude.”

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Yesterday I got stuck behind a young girl riding a horse. No matter what I did, I just couldn’t get past her. I was tooting my horn, and hanging out the window yelling at her. She still wouldn’t let me past.

There was a guy on a motorcycle behind me and he was waving too.

I was getting so wound up and frustrated. “It’s people like you that cause accidents!” I shouted.

Eventually, I just couldn’t take any more so I looked around to make sure the coast was clear... and then I jumped off the carousel.

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I love my motorcycle, it’s great for getting to the front of queues quicker.

It does always terrify the other people in the post office though.

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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.

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We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.

We sped up alongside of him and yelled out “Hey, you clipped us!”

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I’m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment.

I tried it once and I killed a cyclist.

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Did you hear about the clown car that crashed in the middle of nowhere?

There were 30 casualties.

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An little old woman arrives home from bingo and her husband comes running up to her saying, “Thank goodness you’re home safe! I was watching the news and apparently a lunatic was driving down the wrong side of the freeway!”

She replied, “A lunatic? There were hundreds of them!”

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A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. At that moment, a bee flew in his window.

“What seems to be the problem?” asked the bee.

“I’m out of petrol,” the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.

Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.

After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

“Try it now,” said the bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.

“Wow!” the man exclaimed. “What did you put in my petrol tank?”

“BP,” answered the bee.

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An old Fiat breaks down on a remote road

The driver discovers he has no service and can’t call for help. Just as he starts walking, a shiny new BMW stops next to him.

“Hey man, having car trouble?” the driver asks.

“I’m afraid so,” the driver of the Fiat answers.

“Tell you what, my car is strong enough, I’ll tow you to the nearest garage,” says the BMW driver.

The Fiat driver is overjoyed at this and together they couple the little hatchback to the BMW using a rope.

As the BMW driver gets in, the Fiat driver asks him something, “This is an old car, so please drive carefully.”

The BMW driver nods his head, “Just honk if I’m going too fast.” With that, he gets in and they drive away.

They drive for a while, when suddenly a Porsche races by them. The BMW driver doesn’t like this blow to his ego at all and starts chasing down the Porsche.

As they race down the road, they pass a farm.

The farmer looks at the spectacle and walks inside.

“What’s the matter with you? You look like you’ve seen a ghost,” his wife says.

The farmer replies, “I just saw a BMW and Porsche racing, and an old Fiat honking to get past.”

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I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the freeway. Twice.

Should I report the vehicle as stolen?

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A white man comes across a Native American who is lying on the ground with his ear pressed against the ground between two tire tracks.

“What’s going on?” the white man asks.

“White Chevy Tahoe. Four doors. License plate XPV 14785. Has a Coexist bumper sticker,” replies the Native American.

“Wow, you can tell all that from just listening to the ground?”

“No, you idiot! That’s what the asshole who hit me was driving.”

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Two elderly farmers were reminiscing about the good old days.

“When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day, and still be on my property,” says the Texas farmer.

The old farmer from Kentucky said, “Yeah, I had a truck like that once too... You should have got a Ford, hell. They’ll get ya all the way ta town and back!”

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A mechanical engineer, a software engineer and a purchasing agent are on their way to an industry event when their rental car gets a flat tire.

The purchasing agent says, “We need to buy a new tire.”

The mechanical engineer says, “No, I think I can fix this one.”

And the software engineer says, “Let’s drive on it for a while, maybe it’ll fix itself.”

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How do you know that the driver driving toward you is a physicist?

He has a red sticker on his bumper that says “If this sticker is blue, you are driving too fast”.

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A man worked for a road crew. One day he woke up ill with a touch of laryngitis but being a dedicated employee he went to work.

The boss felt sorry for him and didn’t want him to do any physical labor although they were repairing a part of the freeway.

He said to the worker, “Why don’t you go down the road and tell people to slow down going through the construction?”

The worker is glad for the easy day and does as instructed. He stops the first vehicle that comes along.

“Sir,” he whispers, his throat feeling worse, “Please slow down, there’s a road crew up ahead.”

“Okay,” the driver whispers back, “I’ll try not to wake them.”

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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.  

Alex—a little boy of nine—was playing ball in his yard.

He saw the farmer and asked, “What’ve you got in your trailer?”

“Manure,” farmer Smith replied.

“What are you going to do with it?” asked Alex.

“Put it on my pumpkins,” answered the farmer.

Alex replied, “You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.”

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Why could Spider-man not drive a car decently even once?

Because he always confused drifting with spinning and end of in accidents.

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Why does Spider-Man hate driving with his evil twin?

Because he’s a bad parallel Parker.

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A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a dust cloud approached at high speed, out of which emerged a shiny silver BMW.

The driver—a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes, Cartier sunglasses, and a tightly knotted power tie—poked his head out the window and asked the shepherd, “Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”

The shepherd looked at the man, then glanced at his peacefully grazing flock and answered, “Sure.”

The driver parked his car, plugged his phone into a laptop and briskly surfed to a GPS satellite navigation system on the Internet and initiated a remote body-heat scan of the area.

While the computer was occupied, he sent some e-mails via his phone and, after a few minutes, nodded solemnly at the responses.

Finally, he printed a 150-page report on the little laser printer in his glove compartment, turned to the shepherd, waving the sheaves of paper, and pronounced, “You have exactly 1,586 sheep.”

“Impressive. One of my sheep is yours,” said the shepherd.

He watched the young man make his pick and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd said, “If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?”

Pleased to meet a fellow sportsman, the young man replied, “You’re on.”

“You are an auditor,” said the shepherd without hesitation.

“That’s correct,” said the young man, impressed. “However did you guess?”

“It wasn’t a guess,” replied the shepherd. “You show up completely uninvited. You ask me to pay you for information I already know, answer questions I haven’t asked, and you know nothing about my business. Now, please give me my DOG back!”

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You’re so short that you need to put on stilts to drive a car to reach the pedal.

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Your mama so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

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Guess what method of transportation self-driving cars use on their day off?

A human driver.

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Hard Drive.”

“Hard Drive, who?”

“I had a hard drive, let me in so I can relax.”

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Remote working has worked out well for IT professionals.

It was a hard drive to the office anyway!

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I have been working from home since March of last year.

I am an Uber driver.

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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the McDonald’s drive-through sign she drove through the building.

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I wish I had as much hope as the guy driving the ice cream truck around in February.

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A family was driving in their car through an Arizona desert.

When they ran into a family of skunks.

They stop the car and get out so that they could check on the family of skunks to make sure they were alright.

They found all of the skunks to be ok except for one little baby skunk.

The wife then asked the husband if they could take the baby skunk to the vet to get it the medical attention that it needed.

They come up at the California border checkpoint and the wife starts freaking out, “There’s no way they let us take this skunk across the border, what are we gonna do?”

The husband thinks for a second and says, “Hey I got it! Take the baby skunk and put it under your dress.”

The wife replies, “Well what about the smell?”

The husband says, “It’ll be alright, just hold its nose.”

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What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?

A spores car!

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Friend 1: “I think my mom’s getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all.”

Friend 2: “How do you know?”

Friend 1: “She’s learning to drive a bulldozer.”

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning.

Suddenly the husband appears behind the wife’s back and says:

“Careful, CAREFUL, put more fat in the pan! You’re frying too many at a time. TOO MANY! Flip them! FLIP THEM! Come on!

Put more fat in there. Oh dear lord. How are you gonna make space for the fat now, look, they’re sticking to the pan! Careful!

Careful now! You never listen to me when I cook! NEVER! Flip them over already. HURRY! ARE YOU CRAZY? Take it easy! EASY! Nooo, don’t forget the salt. Put salt on them, SALT!”

The wife stares at her husband:

“What’s wrong with you?! You think I can’t fry a few eggs?!”

The husband answers calmly:

“I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

He asked his father—who was a minister—if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it.”

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said, “Son, I’m really proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you’ve studied your Bible diligently, but you didn’t get hair cut!”

The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.”

His father replied, “Yes, son, and they walked everywhere they went!”

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There was a statistics teacher who would always accelerate hard when driving through intersections and then slow down after passing through.

One day he drove a colleague to work who was noticeably uncomfortable with his driving.

The colleague asked, “Why do you always drive so fast through intersections?”

To which the statistics teacher responded, “Well, statistically speaking, you’re more likely to have an accident in an intersection, so I make sure to get through them as fast as possible!”

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A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road.

They thoughtfully made a sign saying “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” and showed it to each passing car.

One driver who drove by didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted at them, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”

All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, “You think maybe we should have just said “Bridge Out” instead?”

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I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, “Do you mind if I put some music on?”

I said, “Not at all.”

He said, “‘Kiss?’”

I said, “Let’s listen to the music first and see how we feel”

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Your mama so old her driver's license got hieroglyphics on it!

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The Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine.

He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?”

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed to do that.”

But the Pope persists, “Please?”

The driver finally lets up, “Oh, alright, I can’t really say no to the Pope.”

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone.

A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down.

Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: “Chief, I have a problem.”

Chief: “What sort of problem?”

Cop: “Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it’s someone really important.”

Chief: “Important like the mayor?”

Cop: “No, no, much more important than that.”

Chief: “Important like the governor?”

Cop: “Way more important than that.”

Chief: “Like the president?”

Cop: “Much more important.”

Chief: “Who’s more important than the president?”

Cop: “I don’t know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!”

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I stopped to pick up a hitchhiker.

Turns out he was just telling me he approved of my driving.

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Yo momma so dumb when y’all were driving to Disneyland she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left” so she went home.

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