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Drawing Jokes

Which drawing utensil is the fastest?

The e-racer.

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After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath.

She wasn’t content. I’m so upset, I even used color pencils for this.

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What is the perfect profession for narcissists?

Architect. Because they’ll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.

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Father’s Day at school, and all the students are supposed to make cards by drawing a picture of their father at work.

Teacher asks, β€œLogan, what does your father do?”

β€œMy dad is a cop. I’m gonna draw him catching a bad guy.”

Then the teacher asks, β€œBriei, what does your father do?”

Briei says, β€œMy dad is a writer. I’m going to draw him with his new book.”

Teacher gets to Jake, β€œAnd what does your father do, Jake?”

Jake says, β€œMy dad is dead.”

β€œOh my,” teacher says. β€œWhat did your father do before he died?”

Jake: β€œHe turned blue and pooped on the floor.”

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How can an artist fill in a CV?

Drawing from experience.

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, β€œI’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, β€œBut no one knows what God looks like.”

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, β€œThey will in a minute.”

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