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Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?

Because all they draw is blood.

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Artists know how to draw the line, so you can’t really peer pressure them.

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What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects?

A con artist.

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The artist was great.

He could always draw a crowd.

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What is the result of an art competition?

A draw.

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A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

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My family is all worried about my addiction to dot puzzles.

It’s OK though... I know where to draw the line.

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Why should you take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains.

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Why doΒ registered nurses bring a red crayon to work?

In case, they have to draw blood.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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I don’t mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts...

That’s where I draw the line.

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