Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dragon Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the dragon say to the bad employee?
Youβre fired.
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Iβd hate to be a dragon.
Iβd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
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What do dragons like with their soup?
Firecrackers.
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My dragon is asleep.
Heβs now dragoff.
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What do you call a dragon with no wings?
Draggin.
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A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well and a genie pops out.
The genie tells him, βYou have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish.β
βI want a dragon.β
βAre you sure? Thatβs pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?β
βI want to learn how to fold a fitted sheet.β
βWhat color dragon do you want?β
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Why did the dragon cross the road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.
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How can you tell a boy dragon from a girl dragon?
Fireballs.
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If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she wouldβve named her biggest dragon?
Moron.
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Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, βIt sure is hot in here.β
His friend snaps back, βShut your mouth!β
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