Dragon Jokes



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Dragon Jokes


What did the dragon say to the bad employee?

You’re fired.

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I’d hate to be a dragon.

I’d get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.

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What do dragons like with their soup?

Firecrackers.

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My dragon is asleep.

He’s now dragoff.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings?

Draggin.

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A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well and a genie pops out.

The genie tells him, β€œYou have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish.”

β€œI want a dragon.”

β€œAre you sure? That’s pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?”

β€œI want to learn how to fold a fitted sheet.”

β€œWhat color dragon do you want?”

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Why did the dragon cross the road?

He wanted to eat some chicken.

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How can you tell a boy dragon from a girl dragon?

Fireballs.

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If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would’ve named her biggest dragon?

Moron.

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Two dragons walk into a bar.

The first one says, β€œIt sure is hot in here.”

His friend snaps back, β€œShut your mouth!”

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