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I was reading a story about dragons the other day It just seemed to drag-on and on.
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Why are dragons such good storytellers?
Because they have long tails.
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What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
Swiss charred.
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A dragon would never explode.
But a dino might.
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What’s a dragon’s favorite snack?
Fire-crackers.
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A tourist driving across rural England decided to stay the night in a small town.
The only place with rooms available was a quaint English pub “The George and Dragon” which had a lovingly painted sign with a Knight beside a defeated dragon blowing in the evening breeze.
Entering the barroom, which while empty had a roaring fire against the back wall, leather-padded booths, and a mahogany bar with brass rails, polished to a shine, they went up to the bar and asked for a room.
“Rooms cost £20 per night, we don’t accept euros, and you must be out by 7am tomorrow, or else you pay for both days.”
“Alright then, could I get something to eat, ma?”
“The kitchen closed at 6, and I am not going back there until 11am tomorrow, no matter what you say. Anything else?”
“Yes, could I please talk to George?”
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A warrior comes home very drunk from the pub with a duck under his arm.
His wife answers the door, “What’s this?” The warrior replies, “This is the dragon I’ve been shaggin.”
The angry wife shouts, “That is not a dragon, that is a duck!”
The warrior looks at her and says, “I was talking to the duck!”
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What did the dragon say to the bad employee?
You’re fired.
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I’d hate to be a dragon.
I’d get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
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What do dragons like with their soup?
Firecrackers.
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My dragon is asleep.
He’s now dragoff.
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What do you call a dragon with no wings?
Draggin.
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A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well and a genie pops out.
The genie tells him, “You have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish.”
“I want a dragon.”
“Are you sure? That’s pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?”
“I want to learn how to fold a fitted sheet.”
“What color dragon do you want?”
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Why did the dragon cross the road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.
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How can you tell a boy dragon from a girl dragon?
Fireballs.
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If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would’ve named her biggest dragon?
Moron.
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Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”
His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”
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