Enjoy our team's carefully selected Donut Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really annoyed and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
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What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
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What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
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If Johnny buys seventeen donuts every Monday and eats twelve of them each Wednesday, what is Johnny left with at the end of the year?
Diabetes.
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Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
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Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?
Because there is a hole in one.
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