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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, βSir, I couldnβt help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?β
The man gets really annoyed and says, βOfficer, I couldnβt help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?β
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Whatβs the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
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Whatβs the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
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If Johnny buys seventeen donuts every Monday and eats twelve of them each Wednesday, what is Johnny left with at the end of the year?
Diabetes.
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Yoβ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
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Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?
Because there is a hole in one.
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