Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dolphin Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
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Did you know that dolphins sometimes eat cephalopods like an octopus?
Seriously, I’m not squidding.
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Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because there afraid of the net.
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Why did the dolphin go to the dentist?
He had an appointment.
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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?
Dolphout.
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A new study shows that dolphins are second in intelligence to man.
I guess that puts women in third.
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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks.
It cost me an arm and a leg.
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What do you call a boring person from Finland?
A dolphin.
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My wife has a whale tattooed on her butt.
It used to be a dolphin.
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I lost my pet dolphin.
Now my life has no porpoise.
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A teacher told her first grade class, “A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!”
A little girl gasped, “How about the married ones?”
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I had a great conversation with a dolphin the other day.
We just... I don’t know. We just clicked.
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What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room?
Sushi.
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