Dolphin Jokes



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Dolphin Jokes


What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?

β€œCheer up!”

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Did you know that dolphins sometimes eat cephalopods like an octopus?

Seriously, I’m not squidding.

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Why don’t dolphins play basketball?

Because there afraid of the net.

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Why did the dolphin go to the dentist?

He had an appointment.

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout.

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A new study shows that dolphins are second in intelligence to man.

I guess that puts women in third.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks.

It cost me an arm and a leg.

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What do you call a boring person from Finland?

A dolphin.

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My wife has a whale tattooed on her butt.

It used to be a dolphin.

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I lost my pet dolphin.

Now my life has no porpoise.

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A teacher told her first grade class, β€œA single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!”

A little girl gasped, β€œHow about the married ones?”

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I had a great conversation with a dolphin the other day.

We just... I don’t know. We just clicked.

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What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room?

Sushi.

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