Puns About Dogs



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Dog Puns


What is an Italian’s favorite type of dog?

A ciao ciao.

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What type of construction are dogs good at?

Roofing.

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I tried to dye my dog’s hair blue.

But I guess he was blue-ish.

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What is dog’s favoriteΒ breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What do you call a dog, with one eye and one leg?

Lucky.

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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over people’s feet?

He wanted Dori-toes.

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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I replied that I didn’t know he played cricket.

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What is an alpaca that is mixed with a dog called?

A Wool-f.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.

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What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?

A Melon Collie.

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What’s the easiest way to stop a dog from digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel!

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How do dogs make sandwiches?

With purebred.

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Why did the skeleton run away?

Because a dog was after his bones.

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What dog can’t bark?

A hot dog.

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Spider bite created Spider-Man. What would a dog’s bite create?

Doberman.

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Guess the difference between a hot dog and a corn dog?

One’s stuck up, while the other is laid back!

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Knick-knack paddywhack, guess what that old man gave his dog?

A bone.

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What giant dog is made of strawberry, vanilla and chocolate ice cream?

A Neapolitan Mastiff.

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The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog.

He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard because it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

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Why did the student eat his homework?

Because he didn’t have a dog.

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Why did a dog enter the church in the middle of a religious mass?

Because he was a German shepherd.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on.

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I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure-bread dog.

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Can a dog jump higher than a house?

Well, duh. Houses can’t jump.

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Why don’t dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

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