Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dog Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is an Italianβs favorite type of dog?
A ciao ciao.
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What type of construction are dogs good at?
Roofing.
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I tried to dye my dogβs hair blue.
But I guess he was blue-ish.
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What is dogβs favoriteΒ breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog, with one eye and one leg?
Lucky.
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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over peopleβs feet?
He wanted Dori-toes.
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I replied that I didnβt know he played cricket.
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What is an alpaca that is mixed with a dog called?
A Wool-f.
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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
Snoop Dogg.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesnβt matter what you call him, he ainβt gonna come.
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What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?
A Melon Collie.
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Whatβs the easiest way to stop a dog from digging in the garden?
Take away his shovel!
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How do dogs make sandwiches?
With purebred.
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Why did the skeleton run away?
Because a dog was after his bones.
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What dog canβt bark?
A hot dog.
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Spider bite created Spider-Man. What would a dogβs bite create?
Doberman.
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Guess the difference between a hot dog and a corn dog?
Oneβs stuck up, while the other is laid back!
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Knick-knack paddywhack, guess what that old man gave his dog?
A bone.
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What giant dog is made of strawberry, vanilla and chocolate ice cream?
A Neapolitan Mastiff.
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The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog.
Heβs the only one who feeds the hand that bites him.
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What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard because itβs the best thing for a hot dog.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because he didnβt have a dog.
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Why did a dog enter the church in the middle of a religious mass?
Because he was a German shepherd.
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
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I canβt take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess thatβs what I get for buying a pure-bread dog.
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Can a dog jump higher than a house?
Well, duh. Houses canβt jump.
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Why donβt dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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