Doctor Doctor Jokes



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Doctor Doctor Jokes


Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a snowman!”

Doctor: “Keep cool.”

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Patient: “Doctor, doctor! I see double!”

Doctor: “Sit on the chair please.”

Patient: “Which one?”

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A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf.”

And the doctor says, “Can you describe the symptoms.”

And he says, “Yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.”

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Patient: “Doctor, doctor! I’ve swallowed my money!”

Doctor: “Take this, and we’ll see if there’s any change in the morning.”

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Patient: “Doctor, doctor! I’ve broken my arm in three places!”

Doctor: “Well, stop going to those places then.”

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Patient: “Doctor, doctor! You told me to drink my medicine after my bath but I couldn’t manage it.”

Doctor: “Why not?”

Patient: “Well after I drank my bath I didn’t have room for the medicine!”

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Patient: “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”

Doctor: “Yes, of course.”

Patient: “Great! I never could before!”

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