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Mickey was walking home one day and saw Goofy also walking home, except Goofy was carrying his bicycle.
Mickey asked, βGoofy, why are you carrying your bicycle?β
Goofy replied, βBecause it is too tired to walk.β
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Why did Goofy feel sad for his calendar?
He heard its days were numbered.
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What time did Goofy have a dentist appointment?
Tooth Hurty.
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Minnie came out of her room after changing for a dinner party. Goofy was there.
Minnie asked, βGoofy, how do I look?β
Goofy replied, βLike everyone else, with your eyes!β
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When I went to the doctor, I said, βDoctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.β
He replied, βHow long have you been getting these Disney spells?β
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Why do people go to Disneyland?
So they can get a little Goofy.
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I auditioned for the role of Mickey Mouse, but I didnβt get the part.
The director said I was too Goofy.
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Mickey Mouse was arrested for identity theft.
He was charged with being Goofy.
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Why did Minnie hang up the phone on Mickey?
She was feeling Goofy at the time.
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What is Spider-Manβs favorite Disney movie?
Peter Pan.
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I always wanted a life like a Disney princess.
I should have specified not the part where they are stuck at home, cleaning the whole day.
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Disney is updating a childrenβs classic with a pandemic theme.
Itβs called βThe Never Ending Storyβ.
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My wife and I are going to be Carl and Ellie from Disneyβs Up for Halloween.
Iβll dress up as an old guy and sheβll dress up as a tombstone.
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Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe.
Heather says, βI got my ultrasound done yesterday. Iβm pregnant with triplets!β
βI got mine done yesterday too,β says Linda. βIβm pregnant with septuplets!β
βI think Iβll get my ultrasound done next week,β says Martha.
The three women chat some more.
Finally, Heather says, βI got Disney+ last month. The first movie I watched on it was βThe Three Little Pigsβ.β
βI got Disney+ last month too,β says Linda. βThe first movie I watched on it was βSnow White and the Seven Dwarfsβ.β When Martha hears this, she instantly goes pale.
βItβs okay if you donβt have Disney+,β says Heather.
βI do have it,β says Martha. βItβs just that the first movie I watched on it was β101 Dalmatiansβ.β
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Yo momma so dumb when yβall were driving to Disneyland she saw a sign that said βDisneyland leftβ so she went home.
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