Dinosaur Jokes



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Dinosaur Jokes


What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?

The Dinosorcerer.

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What do you get when you cross a Tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?

Dino-mite.

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What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?

A megalo-sore-a.

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While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, β€œHow old are they?”

The guard replies, β€œThey are 73 million, four years, and six months old.”

β€œThat’s a rather exact number,” says the tourist. β€œHow do you know their age so precisely?”

β€œWell,” answers the guard, β€œThe dinosaur bones were seventy-three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”

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What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork.

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Why are T-Rex’s unable to clap their hands?

Because they are extinct.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dinosnore.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Doyathinkysaurus.

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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, β€œI love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.

To which the girlfriend replied, β€œThat’s not very much at all!”

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My brother wanted a dinosaur as a gift for his birthday.

Then I told him, β€œThey’re all extinct.”

Hearing that, he said, β€œNo, I don’t want a stinky dinosaur.”

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Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.

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