Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dieting Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Don’t forget you are what you eat.
I need to eat a skinny person.
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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks...
Why is there a light in the fridge?
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Yo mamma so fat when she went on a diet she ended world hunger.
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I’m on the rotation diet.
Every time I turn around, I eat.
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What should you never put in an ice cream sundae?
A Spoon.
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I know it’s 3 meals a day.
But how many should I eat at night?
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After a month of dieting, I lost 30 days.
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My wife is a light eater.
As soon as it’s light she starts to eat.
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I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of the stuff!
It’s enough to make a mango crazy.
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You can’t lose weight by talking about it.
You need to keep your mouth shut.
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Diet day 1:
I removed all the fattening food from my house.
It was delicious.
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