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Did you know Teslas don’t have that new car smell?

They have more of an Elon Musk.

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Did you know the seagull was gods third attempt at creating the bird.

The A-gull and B-gull weren’t quite right.

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Did you know the leading cause of cancer in lab rats is research scientists?

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Did you know that China has a policy where a certain amount of pandas must live in the country?

To be fair, it’s the bear minimum.

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Did you know that you only need two letters to spell panda?

You just need P and A.

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Did you know the first Mormon was actually Jamaican?

He had one wife but he wanted more, mon.

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Did you know that someone tried contacting the aboriginals in Australia via smoke signal?

But the line was always busy.

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Did you know that people who celebrate Ramadan can still have Mcdonald’s?

Because it’s fastfood.

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Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year?

To be fair, it’s really hard for geese to kill sharks.

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Did you know most Egyptian people are related to the same Pharaoh?

They have Tut-in-common.

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Did you know that dolphins sometimes eat cephalopods like an octopus?

Seriously, I’m not squidding.

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Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic?

It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.

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Did you know bees become indecisive after April?

They become maybees.

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Did you know that porcupines are one of the smartest animals on Earth?

Yeah, that’s right, science has proven them to be pretty sharp.

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Did you know that during childbirth there is a point where the lady experiences such excruciating pain that for a moment

she almost knows how bad it is to be a man who has the flu.

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Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?

Otherwise, it would be called suhe.

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Did you know β€œVegetarian” is a Native American word?

It means β€œLousy Hunter”.

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Did you know, you can make any dish an autumn dish by adding one simple step?

Try dropping it on the floor.

It really gives it that fall flavor.

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Did you know they found water on the moon?

But only when it’s waning.

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Did you know, some fleas spend their lives jumping for the moon?

Lunar-tics.

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Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after a god?

Except earth, which is named after all that stuff on the ground.

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Did you know that the internet was invented by Spider-Man?

That’s why it’s called The World Wide Web.

If it had been invented by Superman, it would be called the World Wide Cape.

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