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Did You Hear Jokes


Did you hear that the pope got the bird flu?

Apparently he got it from a cardinal.

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Did you hear that the FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list?

They are definitely plotting something.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

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Did you hear the one about the professional hockey player who quit his job to become an accountant?

He wanted an off-ice job.

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Did you hear that Spider-Man is in trouble with the law?

They caught him on the web looking for Mary-Jane.

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Did you hear they found a pushpin on the largest moon of Saturn?

That’s right.

A tac on Titan.

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Did you hear what happened at the racetrack yesterday?

One horse was so slow, they had to pay the jockey overtime.

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I said to my wife, β€œDid you hear my last pun?”

She replied, β€œI hope so!”

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