Diarrhea Jokes



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Diarrhea Jokes


What is the definition of bravery?

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart.

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On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.

I was a party pooper.

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I was having random bouts of diarrhea but I couldn’t figure out what was causing it.

Then I started keeping track.

I realized it was only happening when I would wear those polo shirts with the little alligator stitched on them.

Turns out I’m Lacoste intolerant.

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A Salad Shooter.

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty of room.

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From now on, I will avoid food that gives me diarrhea.

It’s a solid plan.

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What do diarrhea and eye colour have in common?

It runs in your genes.

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My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea.

She won’t find out until she unpacks her luggage.

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What’s faster: lightning, light, or diarrhea?

Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.

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My friend keeps saying, β€œEvery time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”

I said, β€œTry ordering Tacos instead.”

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