Diarrhea Jokes
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On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.
I was a party pooper.
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I was having random bouts of diarrhea but I couldn’t figure out what was causing it.
Then I started keeping track.
I realized it was only happening when I would wear those polo shirts with the little alligator stitched on them.
Turns out I’m Lacoste intolerant.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter.
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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room.
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From now on, I will avoid food that gives me diarrhea.
It’s a solid plan.
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What do diarrhea and eye colour have in common?
It runs in your genes.
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My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea.
She won’t find out until she unpacks her luggage.
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What’s faster: lightning, light, or diarrhea?
Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.
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My friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”
I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead.”
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