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Diabetes Jokes


A cop stops a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He directs the man to blow into a breathalyzer.

Man:ย  โ€œIโ€™m afraid I canโ€™t do that, officer.โ€

Cop: โ€œWhatโ€™s the harm?โ€

Man:ย  โ€œBecause I have asthma. If I blow into that tube, I might have an asthma attack.โ€

Cop: โ€œAll right, weโ€™ll just get a urine sample at the station.โ€

Man:ย  โ€œI canโ€™t do that, officer.โ€

Cop: โ€œWhatโ€™s the harm?โ€

Man:ย  โ€œBecause I have diabetes. If I pee in a cup, I might get low blood sugar.โ€

Cop: โ€œAll right, weโ€™ll take a blood sample.โ€

Man:ย  โ€œI canโ€™t do that, officer.โ€

Cop: โ€œWhatโ€™s the harm?โ€

Man:ย  โ€œBecause I have hemophilia. I could die if I give blood.โ€

Cop: โ€œAll right, just walk this white line.โ€

Man:ย  โ€œI canโ€™t do that, officer.โ€

Cop: โ€œWhatโ€™s the harm?โ€

Man:ย  โ€œBecause Iโ€™m drunk.โ€

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Whatโ€™s the worst part about going to the doctor and being diagnosed with diabetes?

You donโ€™t get a lollipop afterward.

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Why do diabetics always have nightmares?

They canโ€™t have sweet dreams.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes.

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How do you know the NASA scientists are wrong to say it is possible to live on Mars?

Some people tried it and now they are 15 kg heavier and diabetic.

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What was the trickiest question on a diabetes website?

It asked if I would accept cookies.

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Why canโ€™t diabetics have vengeance?

Because vengeance is sweet.

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A doctor just flirted with me. She also said that I was really sweet.

Well, her exact words were โ€œseverely diabeticโ€, but I know what she meant. I got the hint.

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You have 30 chocolate bars. You eat 20 in 1 day. What do you have now?

Diabetes.

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