Dentist Jokes



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Dentist Jokes


What do you call a red panda dentist?

A molar bear.

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I’ve been watching this anime about dentists. But it’s been getting boring.

I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.

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What time did Goofy have a dentist appointment?

Tooth Hurty.

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Why did the dolphin go to the dentist?

He had an appointment.

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A patient goes to the dentist for a tooth extraction.

The dentist gives him some anesthesia and then quickly pulls out the tooth.

He says to the patient, β€œThat’ll be $500, please.”

The patient says, β€œWhat! $500 for 5 minutes of extraction work? That’s a complete rip-off!”

The dentist replies, β€œWell, I can make it longer if you’d like.”

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My grandma died peacefully, 93, in the chair.

Nice way to go.

The dentist got a shock, though.

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My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he’s much older than me, he has healthier teeth.

I said it must be because he has a better dentist.

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I’ve just seen a dentist having a big row with a manicurist.

They fought tooth and nail.

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I went on a date with a dentist last night.

At the end of the date, she said she’d had a great time and she’d like to see me again in 6 month’s time.

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My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, β€œDo you smoke or drink coffee?”

I told him I drink it.

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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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What do dentists hand out at Halloween?

Candy. It’s good for business.

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Why did Pluto have to go to the dentist?

Because he spotted some black holes.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling.

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