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Definition Jokes


What is the definition of breakfast?

What a driver does when a light suddenly changes.

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What is the definition of bravery?

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart.

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What’s the definition of Specimen?

An Italian astronaut.

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What is the definition ofΒ laziness?

The art of taking rest before getting tired. Because prevention is better than cure.

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What’s the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it.

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What’s the difference in definition of complete vs. finished?

When you marry the right woman, you are complete.

When you marry the wrong woman, you are finished.

When the right woman finds you with the wrong woman, you are completely finished.

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I’d like to thank everyone who taught me the definition of β€˜many’.

It really means a lot.

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What is the definition of overcast?

WhenΒ Harry PotterΒ messes up a spell.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone is good in their field.

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What’s the definition of an optimist?

A bassist player with a mortgage.

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What is the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don’t understand.

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