Data Science Jokes

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Data Science Jokes

A company manager is flying across the desert in a hot air balloon when he realizes he is lost.

He calls down to a man riding a camel below him and asks where he is.

The man replies, β€œYou’re 42 degrees and 12 minutes, 21.2 seconds north, 122 degrees, 10 minutes west, 212 meters above sea level, heading due east by northeast.”

β€œThanks,” replies the balloonist. β€œBy the way, are you a data analyst?”

β€œYes,” replies the man, β€œhow did you know?”

β€œEverything you told me was totally accurate, you gave me way more information than I needed and I still have no idea what I need to do.”

β€œI’m sorry,” replied the camel-riding analyst. β€œBy the way, are you a company manager?”

β€œYes,” said the balloonist, β€œhow did you know?”

β€œWell,” replied the analyst, β€œYou’ve got no idea where you are, no idea what direction you’re heading in, you got yourself into this fix by blowing a load of hot air, and now you expect me to get you out of it.”

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Why did the data analyst visit China?

To analyse with pandas.

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Did you hear that the FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list?

They are definitely plotting something.

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How did the data scientist get his girlfriend to become an attractive model?

By training her.

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How many data scientists does it take to screw in the light bulb?

Three. One for training sample, one for validation and one for test sample.

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Why did the Python data scientist get arrested at customs?

She was caught trying to import pandas.

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What did the underpaid data scientist say?

β€œI need arrays.”

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Two friends were discussing what they wanted to do with their lives.

One of them suggested data science.

β€œI’d much rather date a person, thank you,” said another.

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