Enjoy our team's carefully selected Data Science Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A company manager is flying across the desert in a hot air balloon when he realizes he is lost.
He calls down to a man riding a camel below him and asks where he is.
The man replies, “You’re 42 degrees and 12 minutes, 21.2 seconds north, 122 degrees, 10 minutes west, 212 meters above sea level, heading due east by northeast.”
“Thanks,” replies the balloonist. “By the way, are you a data analyst?”
“Yes,” replies the man, “how did you know?”
“Everything you told me was totally accurate, you gave me way more information than I needed and I still have no idea what I need to do.”
“I’m sorry,” replied the camel-riding analyst. “By the way, are you a company manager?”
“Yes,” said the balloonist, “how did you know?”
“Well,” replied the analyst, “You’ve got no idea where you are, no idea what direction you’re heading in, you got yourself into this fix by blowing a load of hot air, and now you expect me to get you out of it.”
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Why did the data analyst visit China?
To analyse with pandas.
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Did you hear that the FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list?
They are definitely plotting something.
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How did the data scientist get his girlfriend to become an attractive model?
By training her.
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How many data scientists does it take to screw in the light bulb?
Three. One for training sample, one for validation and one for test sample.
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Why did the Python data scientist get arrested at customs?
She was caught trying to import pandas.
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What did the underpaid data scientist say?
“I need arrays.”
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Two friends were discussing what they wanted to do with their lives.
One of them suggested data science.
“I’d much rather date a person, thank you,” said another.
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