Enjoy our team's carefully selected Data Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created Minecraft?
Data.
So he can mine it.
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The misuse of users’ Facebook data has caused Mark Zuckerberg significant emotional distress.
He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.
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I went to the doctor today for a checkup, and he showed me on a chart that I’m 20 pounds overweight.
But I pointed out that using his very same data, I’m not overweight, I just need to be 3 inches taller.
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A database professional walks into a bar...
And joins two tables.
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I couldn’t figure out why my data wasn’t coming out like my classmate’s, until I realized I dropped a square root in the formula.
I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change.
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A friend of mine accidentally deleted my game data and told me to calm down.
So, after a nice cup of tea, I hid his body.
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Why are two medians in a single data set funny?
Because it’s a co-median.
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85% of all Fords made are still on the road today.
The other 15% made it home.
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According to a new poll, 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent are BMW owners.
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This is probably one of the most worrisome statistics to emerge in recent years.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That’s scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.
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85% of people in America don’t know basic math.
Thanks God I’m from the other 25%.
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We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons.
If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.
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