Darkness Jokes

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Darkness Jokes

I avoid bike trails after dark.

They are full of cycle paths.

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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn on the light.

He turns off the dark.

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Paddy and Murphy are in a dark cave.

Paddy says, β€œIt’s too dark. Do you have a match?”

Murphy hands Paddy a match, which Paddy strikes against the wall, but nothing happens. He strikes the match again, but again nothing.

Paddy says to Murphy, β€œThis match doesn’t work.”

β€œThat’s strange,” says Murphy. β€œIt worked earlier.”

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Why do moths like the light?

Because if they liked the dark they’d be goths.

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How many Gen Z’ers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They’ll just take a selfie in the dark.

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When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill is what made us afraid of the light.

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So, what’s the speed of dark?

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Girlfriend: β€œDarling, can I go out in this dress?”

Boyfriend: β€œYes dear, it’s already dark out.”

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When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.

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It would have been a photo finish, but by the time my horse finished, it was too dark to take a picture.

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What sort of racehorses come out after dark?


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I walked into the kitchen today to find my blonde wife looking very confused while holding a jar of pickles.

β€œWhat’s wrong?” I asked her.

She replied, β€œThis jar of pickles says to store it in a cool, dark location.”

I said, β€œOkay, how about in the fridge?”

She said, β€œNo, silly, there’s a little light inside.”

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Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, β€œI can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man replies, β€œAnd how would you do that?”

The woman says, β€œJust wait and see.”

She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, β€œWhat are you doing?”

The woman replies, β€œI’m a light bulb.”

The boss then says, β€œYou’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, β€œWhere are you going?”

The man says, β€œI’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

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Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

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