Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dancing Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What does a snail wear to go dancing?
Escargogo boots.
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Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
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What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
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What do you call a dancing ghost?
Polka-haunt-us.
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Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
They’re never in sink.
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What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
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When does a farmer dance?
When he drops the beet.
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What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
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I did that ancestry DNA thing, and it came back that I was 20% American Indian.
It makes sense because after I went to prom it rained for 2 weeks.
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I went to a bar last night and saw a fat girl dancing on a table.
I said, “Nice legs.”
The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so?”
I said “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
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I tried tap dancing.
But I had to give it up as I kept falling into the sink.
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We went to a wedding and my drunk wife asked me what I thought of her dancing.
I said, “You are just staggering.”
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Why do Puerto Ricans make great detectives?
Because they never miss a beat.
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I don’t believe in hitting my children as punishment.
So I teach them Fortnite dances and send them to school so that other kids can beat them instead.
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A man with a wooden eye is at a dance.
During a slow dance, he can’t find a partner to dance with him.
He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a large nose.
Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move.
He approaches her and is frank with her, asking, “Would you dance with me?”
Filled with excitement, she yells, “Would I!”
Without missing a beat, the man retorts, “BIG NOSE BIG NOSE BIG NOSE!!!”
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Why did the fungi leave the party?
There wasn’t mush-room for dancing.
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Brunette Mary and blonde Liz were talking in the office one day.
Mary: “Wow, that is some cold you have, Liz.”
Liz: “Tell me about it. I just cannot get rid of it.”
Mary: “Try some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle on my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and you’ll be fine. Here ya go.”
Liz: “Thanks, I’ll give it a try.”
The next day Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air, and kicking her legs out.
Mary: “Liz, It is nice to see you are feeling better. Is that a new dance?”
Liz: “Oh No, I still don’t feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using.”
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