Dancing Jokes

Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dancing Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!

Dancing Jokes

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

I did that ancestry DNA thing, and it came back that I was 20% American Indian.

It makes sense because after I went to prom it rained for 2 weeks.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

I went to a bar last night and saw a fat girl dancing on a table.

I said, β€œNice legs.”

The girl giggled and said with a smile, β€œDo you really think so?”

I said β€œDefinitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

I tried tap dancing.

But I had to give it up as I kept falling into the sink.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

We went to a wedding and my drunk wife asked me what I thought of her dancing.

I said, β€œYou are just staggering.”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

Why do Puerto Ricans make great detectives?

Because they never miss a beat.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

I don’t believe in hitting my children as punishment.

So I teach them Fortnite dances and send them to school so that other kids can beat them instead.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

A man with a wooden eye is at a dance.

During a slow dance, he can’t find a partner to dance with him.

He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a large nose.

Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move.

He approaches her and is frank with her, asking, β€œWould you dance with me?”

Filled with excitement, she yells, β€œWould I!”

Without missing a beat, the man retorts, β€œBIG NOSE BIG NOSE BIG NOSE!!!”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

Why did the fungi leave the party?

There wasn’t mush-room for dancing.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

Brunette Mary and blonde Liz were talking in the office one day.

Mary: β€œWow, that is some cold you have, Liz.”

Liz: β€œTell me about it. I just cannot get rid of it.”

Mary: β€œTry some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle on my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and you’ll be fine. Here ya go.”

Liz: β€œThanks, I’ll give it a try.”

The next day Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air, and kicking her legs out.

Mary: β€œLiz, It is nice to see you are feeling better. Is that a new dance?”

Liz: β€œOh No, I still don’t feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using.”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

© 2022-2023 jokes.best