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Why can’t Tony Romo use the phone anymore?

Because he can’t find the receiver.

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Why did Tony Romo cross the road?

To get to the hospital on the other side.

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What do you call 10 Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon?

A problem.

What do you call 100 Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon?

A problem.

What do you call 1000 Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon?

Still a problem.

What do you call all of the Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon?


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A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Fulton County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Cowboys fan, and a Giants fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal.

β€œThis is for the Redskins!” he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, β€œThis is for the Eagles!” and throws himself off the mountain.

The Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, β€œThis is for everyone!” and pushes the Cowboys fan off the mountain.

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