Cricketer Jokes

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Cricketer Jokes

A cricketer walks into a hospital with blood pouring out of his eyes.

The doctor says, โ€œEbola?โ€

And the cricketer replies, โ€œNah, Iโ€™m a batsman.โ€

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Four men at a bar discuss the most difficult sport to play.

The first man, wide as a dishwasher and having huge muscles all over, says, โ€œIโ€™m a football player, itโ€™s the hardest sport in the world to play! Youโ€™ve gotta be in top physical condition and have excellent situational awareness.โ€

The second man, an older gentleman wearing a collared shirt, says, โ€œSorry champ, but the actual hardest sport to play is golf. Every swing of the club is a calculated symphony of body mechanics; the mental fortitude you need is unreal!โ€

The third man, adorned in a gray peacoat, says, โ€œGentleman, I have played in chess tournaments across 3 continents, and I can assure you that chess is the most difficult sport of all. You need to memorize and recall 30,000 moves before you can even face a college team!โ€

They all drink and then turn their attention to the fourth man who had baggy eyes and calloused fingers.

The football player says, โ€œWhat do you do?โ€

The man replies, โ€œWell Iโ€™m a cricket player.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m sure you think cricket is the hardest thing to play then?โ€

The man says, โ€œYou bet it is! Do you know how hard it is to get those things to chirp in key?โ€

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Who is the best cricket player?


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A young cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicketkeeper and said, โ€œIโ€™m anxious to do well and really hit this ball. Thatโ€™s my wifeโ€™s mother over there.โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t be silly,โ€ said the wicketkeeper. โ€œYouโ€™ll never hit her from here.โ€

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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the umpire struck back.

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