Cricket Jokes



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Cricket Jokes


I watched the cricket for four hours today and I finally understand it...

It uses its legs to make a noise.

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What does a cricket umpire say while practising in front of the mirror?

β€œI’ll show myself out.”

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A young cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicketkeeper and said, β€œI’m anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That’s my wife’s mother over there.”

β€œDon’t be silly,” said the wicketkeeper. β€œYou’ll never hit her from here.”

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A woman is giving birth and her husband rushes to the hospital to be there.

On his way, he decides to call the hospital to see how she’s doing but he accidentally calls Lords cricket ground instead.

Someone answers and the husband asks, β€œHi. How’s everything going there?”

The reply came, β€œWell... we have three out and hope to have the rest out by lunch. Last one was a duck.”

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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the umpire struck back.

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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I replied that I didn’t know he played cricket.

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My wife says she’s leaving me due to my obsession with cricket.

I’ll be honest, it’s knocked me for six.

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