Jokes About Crackers

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Cracker Jokes

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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I hosted an amazing party. We had tons of cheese, but ran out of crackers.

It was cracka-lackin

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What is the difference between a cookie and a cracker.

Cookies donโ€™t care if you pull down a civil war statue.

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Someone once asked me, โ€œDo you want a graham cracker?โ€

I said, โ€œFirst off, please donโ€™t call me that... And second off, a gram of what?โ€

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I what is a crackers weight measured in?

In grahams.

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I was hungry and bought a box of animal crackers today.

The box said โ€œWARNING: Do not eat if the seal is brokenโ€.

I then opened it up, and every type of animal was in 1 piece, save for a single cracker at the bottom of the box...

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What do you call a Goldfish cracker laced with Coke?

The snack thatโ€™s also crack.

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An elephant and an ape go to a party together. They want to bring some snacks: crackers and dips.

Which of them buys the crackers?

The elephant. Because the ape always buys the dip.

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โ€œGot any crackers?โ€ asked the duck of the bartender.

The bartender replies, โ€œNo, get out of here!โ€

The duck returns after a few minutes and asks, โ€œGot any crackers?โ€

The bartender yells, โ€œNo! If you ask me again, Iโ€™m gonna nail your beak shut!โ€

The duck returns in a half hour, โ€œGot anyย nails?โ€

Bartender: โ€œNO! Get out of here!โ€

Duck: โ€œGot any crackers?โ€

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Whatโ€™s Christโ€™s favorite cheesy cracker?


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