Jokes About Crackers
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What do dragons like with their soup?
Firecrackers.
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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I hosted an amazing party. We had tons of cheese, but ran out of crackers.
It was cracka-lackin
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What is the difference between a cookie and a cracker.
Cookies don’t care if you pull down a civil war statue.
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Someone once asked me, “Do you want a graham cracker?”
I said, “First off, please don’t call me that... And second off, a gram of what?”
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I what is a crackers weight measured in?
In grahams.
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I was hungry and bought a box of animal crackers today.
The box said “WARNING: Do not eat if the seal is broken”.
I then opened it up, and every type of animal was in 1 piece, save for a single cracker at the bottom of the box...
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What do you call a Goldfish cracker laced with Coke?
The snack that’s also crack.
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An elephant and an ape go to a party together. They want to bring some snacks: crackers and dips.
Which of them buys the crackers?
The elephant. Because the ape always buys the dip.
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“Got any crackers?” asked the duck of the bartender.
The bartender replies, “No, get out of here!”
The duck returns after a few minutes and asks, “Got any crackers?”
The bartender yells, “No! If you ask me again, I’m gonna nail your beak shut!”
The duck returns in a half hour, “Got any nails?”
Bartender: “NO! Get out of here!”
Duck: “Got any crackers?”
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What’s Christ’s favorite cheesy cracker?
Jeez-Its.
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