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I saw a blue crab today.
It was quite a claw-some sight.
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What do you call a female crab who is also single?
Ms. Shell.
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A crab walks into a bar.
The barman says, “I can’t serve you mate, you’re already walking sideways.”
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Scientists have discovered that crabs hear through their legs.
They said they yelled at a crab and it ran away.
Then they cut off its legs and yelled at it again. And this time the crab didn’t run away.
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My dad told me to never trust crabs.
They’re shellfish.
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What do you call a crab that throws things?
A lobster.
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How do crabs get around on land?
They use the sidewalk.
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If a crab worked in a pizza parlor, which station would it work?
The crust station.
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It’s ironic how my aunt died given that her zodiac sign is cancer.
She was killed by a giant crab.
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I asked the waiter, “Do you serve crabs here?”
He said, “Take a seat. We serve everybody.”
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