Crab Jokes



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Crab Jokes


I saw a blue crab today.

It was quite a claw-some sight.

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What do you call a female crab who is also single?

Ms. Shell.

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A crab walks into a bar.

The Barman says, β€œI can’t serve you mate, you’re already walking sideways.”

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Scientists have discovered that crabs hear through their legs.

They said they yelled at a crab and it ran away.

Then they cut off its legs and yelled at it again. And this time the crab didn’t run away.

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My dad told me to never trust crabs.

They’re shellfish.

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What do you call a crab that throws things?

A lobster.

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How do crabs get around on land?

They use the sidewalk.

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If a crab worked in a pizza parlor, which station would it work?

The crust station.

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It’s ironic how my aunt died given that her zodiac sign is cancer.

She was killed by a giant crab.

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I asked the waiter, β€œDo you serve crabs here?”

He said, β€œTake a seat. We serve everybody.”

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