Cowboy Jokes

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Cowboy Jokes

An American Indian meets a cowboy. Since neither of them knows each otherโ€™s language, they start a sign conversation.

Indian approaches first, pointing his finger to cowboyโ€™s chest.

Cowboy responds with pointing his two fingers to Indianโ€™s face.

Then Indian makes a rooftop gesture with his hands.

To which cowboy reacts with a waving motion of his right hand.

Cowboy returns home and tells his wife about what happened to him, โ€œI met one crazy Indian in the desert. Right after seeing me, he told that heโ€™s going to shoot me in the chest, and I responded that Iโ€™ll screw up his eyes before that. He then promised to bury me, and I told him that heโ€™ll sleep with the fishes if he plans to harm me.โ€

Indian returns home and speaks to his wife, โ€œI met one crazy cowboy in the desert. When I asked him who he was, he told me heโ€™s a goat. I inquired โ€œmountain goat?โ€, and he responded โ€œno, waterfowlโ€.โ€

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What do you call a retired old cowboy?


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Why canโ€™t cowboys ever get the right answer in math class?

Because theyโ€™re always rounding things up.

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Why did the cowboy take hay to bed?

To feed his nightmares.

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If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later, leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

The horseโ€™s name is Friday!

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How did the cowboy save so much money?

His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.

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Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny?

Because he was always horsing around.

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A cowboy went to a chiropractor complaining of back trouble.

The Doc looked him over and could see heโ€™d suffered some rough life.

โ€œHave you been in any accidents lately?โ€ he asked.

The cowboy thought about it for a moment, โ€œNo, no real accidents, I guess. Well, I been kicked by a mule last week, yesterday I got throwed by my mustang and last month a got bit by a snake.โ€

โ€œYou donโ€™t call those accidents?โ€ said the doctor with incredulity.

โ€œNah. Pretty sure they meant to do it on purpose.โ€

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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he canโ€™t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When heโ€™s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave heโ€™d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, โ€œJust bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.โ€

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