Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cow Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My Ph.D. thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii.
To understand it all, I had to visit the ancient mooins.
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How do you call a cow in Ramadan?
A Mooslim.
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How is a dyslexic cow like a Buddhist monk?
Both say “ommmmmmmmm.”
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What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
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How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Why did the cow go to the BBQ restaurant?
She had her reputation at stake.
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What’s the difference between a cow and a moose?
One moos, the other moose.
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What’s a cow’s favorite TV drama?
Graze Anatomy.
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What do you get when you put a chicken, a cow, and a pig together?
A hot dog.
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Why did the cow jump over the Harvest Moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
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Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
To get chocolate milk.
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When the cow jumped over the moon...
Never have the steaks been so high.
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What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?
Udder lunacy.
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Why were there bones on the moon?
Because the cow didn’t make it.
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Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
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Guess what horses, donkeys, cows, goats, and sheep all have in common?
They’re all very stable animals.
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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Ice cream.
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
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