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Cow Jokes


What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mom!

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A guy is sitting outside on a bench eating a burger when a woman comes out of a Subway store with a salad bowl.

She walks over to the guy and angrily says to him, β€œYou know, a cow died somewhere, so you could enjoy that burger. What do you think of that, hmm?”

As quick as a flash, he looks up at her and replies, β€œIt’s a shame for sure, but maybe if you weren’t eating its food, that cow might have lived.”

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What do you get when you put a chicken, a cow, and a pig together?

A hot dog.

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Why did the cow jump over the Harvest Moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands!

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It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.

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Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?

To get chocolate milk.

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When the cow jumped over the moon...

Never have the steaks been so high.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!

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What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?

Udder lunacy.

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Why were there bones on the moon?

Because the cow didn’t make it.

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Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

The Milky Way!

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Guess what horses, donkeys, cows, goats, and sheep all have in common?

They’re all very stable animals.

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Ice Cream.

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If cows laughed, milk would come out of their noses.

I guess that’s why they moo.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œInterrupting cow.”

β€œInterrup...”

β€œMoooooooo!”

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake!

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