Cow Jokes: Funny and Hilarious!
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cow Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom!
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A guy is sitting outside on a bench eating a burger when a woman comes out of a Subway store with a salad bowl.
She walks over to the guy and angrily says to him, “You know, a cow died somewhere, so you could enjoy that burger. What do you think of that, hmm?”
As quick as a flash, he looks up at her and replies, “It’s a shame for sure, but maybe if you weren’t eating its food, that cow might have lived.”
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What do you get when you put a chicken, a cow, and a pig together?
A hot dog.
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Why did the cow jump over the Harvest Moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
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It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
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Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
To get chocolate milk.
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When the cow jumped over the moon...
Never have the steaks been so high.
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What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?
Udder lunacy.
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Why were there bones on the moon?
Because the cow didn’t make it.
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Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
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Guess what horses, donkeys, cows, goats, and sheep all have in common?
They’re all very stable animals.
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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Ice Cream.
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If cows laughed, milk would come out of their noses.
I guess that’s why they moo.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting cow.”
“Interrup...”
“Moooooooo!”
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
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