Enjoy our team's carefully selected Corn Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it’s a-maize-ing.
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Who’s going to the concert festival on Thanksgiving Day?
The bands will be Meatloaf, Korn, The Cranberries, and Smashing Pumpkins.
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What do you call a depressed unicorn?
A blue-corn.
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I saw someone at the grocery store who angrily stabbed a box of corn flakes, and the flakes went everywhere.
The person was arrested for being a cereal killer.
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What do you call a single kernel of corn?
A uni-corn.
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Police have arrested a gang of corn flakes that they allege committed a spree of armed robberies throughout the metro area.
A Police spokesman described them as cereal offenders.
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Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes.
They were the laughing stalk of the field.
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Guess the difference between a hot dog and a corn dog?
One’s stuck up, while the other is laid back!
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Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
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