Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cool Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Dee.”
“Dee, who?”
“Deer are cool, but reindeer are cooler!”
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I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted.
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What do you get when you put a saxophonist in a freezer?
Cool jazz.
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My fridge stopped working...
It’s not cool.
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Why did the cool roofer stop hanging out with his friends?
He realized they were squares.
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I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.
I said, “Wow, that’s cool!”
And he replied, “Sorry, ma’am, it can only warm.”
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My wife said she wanted to name our child Eevee because she thought it would be cool to name it after a Pokémon.
I said, “Ditto.”
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Bad news: The lovely architect down my street has passed away.
Good news: His coffin looks super cool.
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Lava is the hipster of the geology community.
It knew how to rock before it was cool.
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The hotel I stayed in recently tried to charge me $10 for using the A/C.
That wasn’t cool.
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Why doesn’t summer have any friends?
Because it’s not cool enough.
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Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
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What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
You’re cool!
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