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Cool Jokes


I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted.

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What do you get when you put a saxophonist in a freezer?

Cool jazz.

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My fridge stopped working...

It’s not cool.

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Why did the cool roofer stop hanging out with his friends?

He realized they were squares.

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I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.

I said, β€œWow, that’s cool!”

And he replied, β€œSorry, ma’am, it can only warm.”

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My wife said she wanted to name our child Eevee because she thought it would be cool to name it after a PokΓ©mon.

I said, β€œDitto.”

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Bad news: The lovely architect down my street has passed away.

Good news: His coffin looks super cool.

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Lava is the hipster of the geology community.

It knew how to rock before it was cool.

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The hotel I stayed in recently tried to charge me $10 for using the A/C.

That wasn’t cool.

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Why doesn’t summer have any friends?

Because it’s not cool enough.

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Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?

It’s cool.

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What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?

You’re cool!

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