Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cookie Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How do you make a baby computer cry?
Delete his cookies!
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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
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Why couldnโt the Cookie Monster make his bed?
He couldnโt find a cookie sheet!
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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What is the difference between a cookie and a cracker.
Cookies donโt care if you pull down a civil war statue.
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of hot dogs.
The nun posted a sign on the hot dog tray โTake only one, God is watchingโ.
Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, โTake all you want. God is watching the hot dogs.โ
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Yo mommaโs so ugly, they push her face in the dough to make Ugnaught cookies.
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There is a man, he is dying in his bed in his home. He smells something amazing. Itโs the smell of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
With his last strength, he gets out of bed and goes to the kitchen, where his wife of 50 years, is cooking these beautiful chocolate chip cookies. They are on a plate, four of them, just out of the oven.
With his last human strength, he reaches over to take one of the cookies.
His wife sees him, rushes over, she slaps his hand, and she says, โNo, they are for the funeral.โ
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If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1: โPizza because Iโm so cheesy.โ
Friend 2: โChocolate chip cookie because I have lots of friends.โ
Me: โDonut because Iโm so empty inside.โ
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Iโm looking forward to the day we celebrate that chocolate cookie with white icing in the middle.
Mem-Oreo Day.
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Now that Iโm teaching remotely, I canโt reward my students for their good work.
So I tell them to visit my website for cookies instead.
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