Computer Science Jokes
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Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?
Because they always plant their trees upside down.
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A computer scientist named Bob was about to leave to rent a movie.
As Bob was heading out, his wife said, “While you’re out, pick up some eggs.”
Bob never came back.
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What do marathoners and computer scientists have in common?
They want the fastest running time.
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There are 2 truly difficult problems in computer science:
0. Naming things.
1. Cache invalidation.
2. Off by one errors.
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Why couldn’t the computer science student read his textbook?
He couldn’t find page 404.
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Why is it that people who use the metric system of measurement are experts in computers and computer science?
Because they are all very good pro-gram-mers!
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Me: “I’m so sorry, my dog ate my homework.”
Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, “Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?”
Me: “Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes.”
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A mugger jumps out in front of a university student and shouts, “Your money or your life!”
The student keeps walking and says, “Sorry mate, I’m a computer science student. I don’t have either.”
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