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Why are writers really good at coding?
Because they are really into Pro grammar.
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I recently entered a computer coding competition.
I took home the gold with 0th place!
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Me: “I’m so sorry, my dog ate my homework.”
Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, “Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?”
Me: “Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes.”
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Dating is kind of like the opposite of coding.
You start with Java before getting comfortable with Python.
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What did the project manager say to the programmer?
You start coding, I’ll go find out what they want.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday.
Rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.
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Coding Rules:
• If it’s working, don’t touch it.
• Bad code can’t be debugged. Neither can good code.
• If you don’t know something, Google it.
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What code does a depressed programmer write?
“Goodbye, world!”
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A programmer was arrested for writing unreadable code.
He refused to comment.
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