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Comic Jokes


How is a comic nerd the same as an old man?

They both have back issues.

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Why did the Mallard fail as a comic?

His humor was too fowl.

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Why should you never date a veteran comic artist?

They make it their business to create a lot of issues.

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I’m making a comic book about a superhero toilet.

β€œBillionaire Bidet, Crime Fighter by Night”

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My life is like an overproduced comic book series.

It’s just one issue after another, and the plot doesn’t seem to be going anywhere.

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I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday.

I couldn’t see any.

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Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy, I break out in hives.

I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.

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My friend showed me his huge comic book collection.

It was quite a Marvel.

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Marvel Comics has announced a new female Muslim superhero who can fly.

Which is handy, because she’s not allowed to drive.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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