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How is a comic nerd the same as an old man?
They both have back issues.
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Why did the Mallard fail as a comic?
His humor was too fowl.
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Why should you never date a veteran comic artist?
They make it their business to create a lot of issues.
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Iβm making a comic book about a superhero toilet.
βBillionaire Bidet, Crime Fighter by Nightβ
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My life is like an overproduced comic book series.
Itβs just one issue after another, and the plot doesnβt seem to be going anywhere.
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I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday.
I couldnβt see any.
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Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy, I break out in hives.
I think Iβm allergic to Peanuts.
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My friend showed me his huge comic book collection.
It was quite a Marvel.
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Marvel Comics has announced a new female Muslim superhero who can fly.
Which is handy, because sheβs not allowed to drive.
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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
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