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I met a comedian who specializes in Uranus jokes.

Suffice to say, their humor was out of this world.

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Did you hear about the comedy show on Uranus?

It was a real gas, but not everyone understood the humor.

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If Uranus was a comedian, it would always crack jokes with a little bit of gas.

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What’s Uranus’ favorite comedy movie?

Guardians of the Gas-laxy.

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Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?

Waiting for the punchline.

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You’re on your death bed and you’re known as a practical joker in the family. What do you say as your last joke with your dying breath?

The cornyer the better!

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What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?

Why so Sirius?

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Why are two medians in a single data set funny?

Because it’s a co-median.

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Who is Greta Thunberg’s favorite comedian?

Amy Schumer, because she recycles all her jokes.

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Many were present at the funeral today of the oldest and unfunniest comedian.

In tribute, the vicar read out one of his jokes, and the congregation had two minutes of silence.

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Wanted to give being a comedian a try, but I fell and couldn’t stand up...

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I can’t believe my parents support my choice of profession.

I told them that I wanted to become a stand-up comedian and they laughed at me!

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I told my wife I was going to do stand-up comedy.

She said, β€œYou’re joking.”

I said, β€œI told you I was good.”

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What do you call it when you tell a joke on top of a mountain?

Peak comedy.

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The lights went out at a comedy convention and it became dark humor.

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I’m halfway through becoming a stand-up comedian. I can stand up, now all I need is comedy.

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As a comedian, I see no point in going on stage.

They’re just going to laugh at me.

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When I was a kid, I told everyone that when I grew up, I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. They all laughed.

Well, I got a job doing stand-up in a comedy club and no one’s laughing now.

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I’m not saying woke culture is killing comedy, but when I made a joke about my obesity, the crowd booed me and told me, β€œHow dare you!? You’re handsome!”

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A grumpy man spent an evening with his friends at a comedy club and asked his doctor for a course on antibiotics. Guess what for?

He thought laughter was infectious.

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Two eggs went for a comedy gig, guess what one egg said to the another?

Let’s get cracking.

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