Enjoy our team's carefully selected Comedian Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What are Pee Wee Herman’s favorite baseball teams?
The Expos and The Yankees.
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Don’t ever attend Thanksgiving with a group of comedians.
They’ll never stop roasting the turkey.
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Why are musical comedians never allowed to cook dinner during Thanksgiving?
Because they always burnham.
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How is April Fools’ Day like a huge open mic night?
Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
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I met a comedian who specializes in Uranus jokes.
Suffice to say, their humor was out of this world.
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If Uranus was a comedian, it would always crack jokes with a little bit of gas.
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Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?
Waiting for the punchline.
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Who is Greta Thunberg’s favorite comedian?
Amy Schumer, because she recycles all her jokes.
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Many were present at the funeral today of the oldest and unfunniest comedian.
In tribute, the vicar read out one of his jokes, and the congregation had two minutes of silence.
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Wanted to give being a comedian a try, but I fell and couldn’t stand up...
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I can’t believe my parents support my choice of profession.
I told them that I wanted to become a stand-up comedian and they laughed at me!
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I’m halfway through becoming a stand-up comedian. I can stand up, now all I need is comedy.
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As a comedian, I see no point in going on stage.
They’re just going to laugh at me.
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When I was a kid, I told everyone that when I grew up, I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. They all laughed.
Well, I got a job doing stand-up in a comedy club and no one’s laughing now.
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Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
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Guess what made the sea monster such a successful comedian?
He was always kraken everyone up.
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