Cleaning Jokes



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Cleaning Jokes


Whenever my wife asks me to clean the kitchen, I show her funny videos until she forgets she asked.

But now she says she’s had enough of my delaying TikToks.

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Yo daddy so bald Mr. Clean got jealous.

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Where does Kagome Higurashi clean her clothes?

Inu-Washa.

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I asked my friend if he’d bought his wife a gift for Valentine’s Day.

He’s a bit of a chauvinist pig, so he surprised me when he replied, β€œYeah, I’ve got her a belt and a bag.”

I said, β€œThat’s very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it.”

He said, β€œSo do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now.”

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Cinderella got her name from having to clean the cinders from the fireplace.

If instead she had to make pizzas, would her name be Mozzerella?

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I’ve been going to the gym for five years now, and I still don’t have abs.

It sucks being the cleaner.

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What do you call six witches in a Jacuzzi?

A self-cleaning coven.

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It’s cleaning day today.

I’ve already polished off a whole chocolate bar.

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Not sure if there’s been a break-in...

...or I just need to clean up.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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My mom’s sister is good at cleaning stuff, especially any stinky laundry.

We call her a deodor-aunt.

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I always wanted a life like a Disney princess.

I should have specified not the part where they are stuck at home, cleaning the whole day.

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