Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cleaning Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried.
When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
So if I show someone a shower, do I become a shower?
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Whenever my wife asks me to clean the kitchen, I show her funny videos until she forgets she asked.
But now she says she’s had enough of my delaying TikToks.
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Yo daddy so bald Mr. Clean got jealous.
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Where does Kagome Higurashi clean her clothes?
Inu-Washa.
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I asked my friend if he’d bought his wife a gift for Valentine’s Day.
He’s a bit of a chauvinist pig, so he surprised me when he replied, “Yeah, I’ve got her a belt and a bag.”
I said, “That’s very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it.”
He said, “So do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now.”
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Cinderella got her name from having to clean the cinders from the fireplace.
If instead she had to make pizzas, would her name be Mozzerella?
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I’ve been going to the gym for five years now, and I still don’t have abs.
It sucks being the cleaner.
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What do you call six witches in a Jacuzzi?
A self-cleaning coven.
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It’s cleaning day today.
I’ve already polished off a whole chocolate bar.
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Not sure if there’s been a break-in...
...or I just need to clean up.
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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My mom’s sister is good at cleaning stuff, especially any stinky laundry.
We call her a deodor-aunt.
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I always wanted a life like a Disney princess.
I should have specified not the part where they are stuck at home, cleaning the whole day.
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