Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cleaner Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I asked a window cleaner if he liked his job.
He said he could see himself doing windows every day.
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
So if I show someone a shower, do I become a shower?
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Yo daddy so bald Mr. Clean got jealous.
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I asked my friend if he’d bought his wife a gift for Valentine’s Day.
He’s a bit of a chauvinist pig, so he surprised me when he replied, “Yeah, I’ve got her a belt and a bag.”
I said, “That’s very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it.”
He said, “So do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now.”
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I’ve been going to the gym for five years now, and I still don’t have abs.
It sucks being the cleaner.
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My mom’s sister is good at cleaning stuff, especially any stinky laundry.
We call her a deodor-aunt.
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I always wanted a life like a Disney princess.
I should have specified not the part where they are stuck at home, cleaning the whole day.
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The house cleaner told me that she was going to start working from home, so she sent me a list of chores.
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