Cleaner Jokes



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Cleaner Jokes


I asked a window cleaner if he liked his job.

He said he could see himself doing windows every day.

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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?

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When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

So if I show someone a shower, do I become a shower?

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Yo daddy so bald Mr. Clean got jealous.

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I asked my friend if he’d bought his wife a gift for Valentine’s Day.

He’s a bit of a chauvinist pig, so he surprised me when he replied, β€œYeah, I’ve got her a belt and a bag.”

I said, β€œThat’s very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it.”

He said, β€œSo do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now.”

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I’ve been going to the gym for five years now, and I still don’t have abs.

It sucks being the cleaner.

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My mom’s sister is good at cleaning stuff, especially any stinky laundry.

We call her a deodor-aunt.

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I always wanted a life like a Disney princess.

I should have specified not the part where they are stuck at home, cleaning the whole day.

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The house cleaner told me that she was going to start working from home, so she sent me a list of chores.

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