Enjoy our team's carefully selected Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Wanda.”
“Wanda, who?”
“Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hosanna.”
“Hosanna, who?”
“Hosanna gonna fit down the chimney on Christmas Eve?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Elf.”
“Elf, who?”
“Elf me wrap this present!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Oakham.”
“Oakham, who?”
“Oakham all ye faithful…”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Anna.”
“Anna, who?”
“Anna partridge in a pear tree.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Honda.”
“Honda, who?”
“Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Howard.”
“Howard, who?”
“Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Yah.”
“Yah, who?”
“Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Gladys.”
“Gladys, who?”
“Gladys Christmas. You too?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Avery.”
“Avery, who?”
“Avery Merry Christmas to you!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Olive.”
“Olive, who?”
“Olive the other reindeer.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting Santa.”
“Inter...”
“Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Jesus Christ, I’ve come here to save you.”
“Save me from what?”
“From whatever I’m gonna to do you if you don’t let me in.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Elves.”
“Elves, who?”
“Elves that need directions to the North Pole!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Who.”
“Who, who?”
“Hooves are what deer have on their feet…”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Santa.”
“Santa, who?”
“Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Dee.”
“Dee, who?”
“Deer are cool, but reindeer are cooler!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Leaf.”
“Leaf, who?”
“Leaf of mistletoe over our heads. Kiss me!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Harold.”
“Harold, who?”
“Hark the Harold Angels Sing!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Coal.”
“Coal, who?”
“Coal me when Santa’s on his way.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ginger.”
“Ginger, who?”
“The Ginger Bread Man!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Jesus.”
“Jesus, who?”
“Jesus Christ, open the door.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Alaska.”
“Alaska, who?”
“Alaska Santa for a PlayStation 5!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ray.”
“Ray, who?”
“Reindeer are getting ready for Christmas!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Mary.”
“Mary, who?”
“Mary Christmas!”
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Anna.”
“Anna, who?”
“Anna Happy New Year!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Who who.”
“Who who, who?”
“Santa is that you?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Centipede.”
“Centipede, who?”
“Centipede on the Christmas tree.”
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