Enjoy our team's carefully selected Christmas Cracker Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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How you can tell that Santa is real?
You can always sense his presents!
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What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia!
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What does Santa spend his wages on?
Jingle Bills.
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How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
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Did Rudolph go to school?
Nope! He was elf-taught.
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What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?
Picking his nose!
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Why can’t Christmas trees knit?
Because they lose their needles.
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Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet.
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What happened to the man that stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
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Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had nobody to go with.
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What happens to elves when they are naughty?
Santa gives them the sack!
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Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
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