Jokes for Christmas Crackers



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Christmas Cracker Jokes


What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

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How you can tell that Santa is real?

You can always sense his presents!

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What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy Claws!

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claus-trophobia!

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What does Santa spend his wages on?

Jingle Bills.

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How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle.

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Did Rudolph go to school?

Nope! He was elf-taught.

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What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?

Picking his nose!

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Why can’t Christmas trees knit?

Because they lose their needles.

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Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley.

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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

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What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet.

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What happened to the man that stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days.

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Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

He had nobody to go with.

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What happens to elves when they are naughty?

Santa gives them the sack!

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Why was the turkey in the pop group?

Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

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